71 Funny world quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! ”

  2 days ago

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  “Bringing my A-game today: Absurdity level ! #LivingTheNonsenseLife”

  4 days ago

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  “College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! #WaterBottleWarriors”

  4 days ago

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  “Current world status: ‘Sorry, I can’t brain today. Too many tabs open!’ #Overloaded”

  1 week ago

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  Commentary:
  “Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! ”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “With all this money floating around, my wallet’s practicing social distancing! ”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! ”

  4 weeks ago

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  “ Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals”

  4 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Turning off the news to live in blissful ignorance… Or as I like to call it, ‘head in the sand’ chic! Who needs reality when you can have your own curated version of it, right? #IgnoranceIsBliss”

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  “Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it’s time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? #LicenseToChill”

  2 months ago

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