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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Broadcasted on X:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Just landed via TikTok:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Freshly posted on X:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Live now on Telegram:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

95 shares on Discord this month:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

53 shares on Threads this month:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

42 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,550

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Just shared via Discord:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Seen just now on Telegram:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Shared recently on Discord:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Seen just now on Reddit:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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