Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Commentary:
Ah, the simple joys of multi-nostril breathing, a skill reserved for the carefree days of youth! 🌬️😄 Perhaps it's a sign that adulting is getting a bit too stuffy? Just imagine the possibilities if we could still pull off that nostril multitasking feat today! 🤔😂 #NostalgicNostrils

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Commentary:
Ah, the nostalgia of teenage rebellion! 💥👧🏻 Who knew that at 14 we could have been even more innovative in our life-ruining endeavors? 🤔💭 Here's to the wisdom that comes with age… or maybe just new mischief-making skills! 😂🙌 #TeenageThrowback

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Commentary:
"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Commentary:
Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

According to "The Hobbit", Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife

I don't want to "act young". I just can't be as "grown up" as others my age.

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number…until it comes to paying bills and doing taxes! 😅 Embrace your inner Peter Pan and sprinkle a little pixie dust on those adult responsibilities! ✨ Who says you have to stop playing hide and seek just because you're all grown up? 🙈 #ForeverYoung"

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old dilemma of being old enough to have wisdom but young enough to completely ignore it! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic and reason when you have a zest for life and a knack for making questionable decisions? 🎉 Just remember, you're not reckless, you're just creatively spontaneous! 😉 #ForeverYoungAndSlightlyWiser

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum of youthful decisions immortalized in ink! 💸🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned: always think twice before getting that tattoo… or managing a sum of money! 😆 #InkRegrets

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Commentary:
"Oh, how times have changed! 😂 Back in my day, young people were so much older at my age! 🕰️ Stay young at heart, folks! 🌟 #GoodOldDays"

At least I'm part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it's in its early 20s.

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Commentary:
"Reaching 30 but looking fresh out of college? You must have discovered the fountain of youth while the rest of us are still hunting for our car keys 🤷‍♀️🔑 Age is just a number, but hey, looking perpetually 20 is definitely a superpower worth bragging about! 🦸‍♂️💫"