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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Just landed via TikTok:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Just shared via Slack:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Going viral on Reddit:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Just landed via Discord:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Spotted on Threads:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Just shared via X:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Forever young at heart, but my joints got the senior discount! 🧒💔🧓😂"

age, age contrast, aging, back, citizen, contrast, heart, humor, kid, knees, self-deprecating, senior, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"

digital, digital lifestyle, ever, humor, i, internet, lifestyle, nonstop, obsession, online, tech, wanted, young, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"

20, age, humor, perspective, realization, realize, time, truly, twenty, young, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"

age, dumbest, ever, humor, i, life, life stage, nostalgia, older, regret, said, stage, thing, wait, wisdom, youth
3 weeks ago

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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"

age, age joke, aging, avoiding, avoiding young people, comedy, humor, joke, just, people, sarcasm, young, younger, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"

age, age-related, delete, digital, humor, i, media, Snapchat, social, social media, technology, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"

age-related, age-related injury, aging, cause, humor, injury, men, old, old men, self-perception, still, thinking, young, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

activity, aging, aging humor, aging joke, aging realization, change, day, fun, fun activity, humor, joke, kind, life, life change, next, perspective, realization, saying, surprise, trees, young, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"

age, age gap, aging, every, gap, hell, humor, inside, nostalgia, older, person, reflection, self-awareness, wondering, younger, youth
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
“You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! 🐾💃 Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! 🌟😂”

back, cougar, give, give back, God, humor, woman, youth

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Trending via Slack:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Seen just now on X:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Going bananas on Messenger:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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