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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.