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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.