Oh, so sorry to hear that the sun can no longer offer emotional assistance. Guess it's time to seek comfort in the glow of the moon 🌙 and the embrace of some cozy evening starlight ✨. Don't worry, even the sun needs a break sometimes! ☀️😂

Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals

Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱

Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!

Prevent more idiots with your extensive condom collection – the world thanks you! 🌍🚫🤡 #NoMoreIdiots

Ah, the subtle nuances of wrestling stage names 🤔 I mean, who needs to be so extra when you're already a Giant, right?! 😂🤼‍♂️ #ObviousObservations

Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend