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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Why can't my fat leave me like everything else does?

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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"Are you ok?" Of course not. Next question!

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I'm a credit card, cause I'm always being used or denied.

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025