Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
  • Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.
  • I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.
  • I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.