Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument. Posted onMay 16, 20242 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAccordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed. Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.” Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.