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Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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