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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄



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