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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
Jan 19, 2025
Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
Jan 19, 2025
We decided to have money instead of children.
Jan 19, 2025
Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!
Jan 19, 2025
Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Jan 19, 2025
I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.
Jan 19, 2025
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Jan 19, 2025
I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
Jan 19, 2025
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.
Jan 19, 2025
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Jan 19, 2025