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Welcome to your 40s. "I'm too old for this shit" is now your excuse and explanation for everything.
Jan 18, 2025
I love how these vegans still drink water. That's a fish's house!
Jan 18, 2025
A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
Jan 18, 2025
Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work.
Jan 18, 2025
Remember when we were young and said "I'll sleep when i'm older"? Well, now we can't when we want to.
Jan 18, 2025
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Jan 18, 2025
Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
Jan 18, 2025
It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
Jan 18, 2025
Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.
Jan 18, 2025
I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
Jan 18, 2025