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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Jan 18, 2025
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call.
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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.
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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
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Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.
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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.
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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.
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Is Mercury in reggaeton?
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