18 Funny add quotes

• They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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  5 days ago

  add, article, chat, communication, every, humor, interaction, internet, live, live chat, online, online interaction, should, technology, Wikipedia

• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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  1 month ago

  3, 30, add, day, every, exaggeration, exercise, game, humor, i, management, minutes, miss, next, procrastination, run, running, time, time management, tomorrow, truly, weeks, workout

• Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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  2 months ago

  add, cheese, cooking, ever, everyone, heart, humor, knows, let, measurement, much, need, recipe, tell

• Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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  2 months ago

  add, diet, gluten-free, humor, insult, maybe, princess, sarcasm, shutting, shutting up

• Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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  2 months ago

  activity, add, bored, boredom, creativity, daydreaming, fun, fun activity, guys, head, imagination, just, left, mental, mental activity, story, where

• There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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  2 months ago

  add, book, book lover, book pile, books, excitement, humor, humor about reading, i, lover, nothing, pile, procrastination, read, reading, still

• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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  2 months ago

  add, banter, call, communication, employee, employee management, employees, humor, i, joke, management, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, needs, office, office joke, reaction, reprimand, Teams, video, video call, want, workplace, workplace banter, workplace humor

• Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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  2 months ago

  add, after, boost, chores, cross, dopamine, free, humor, list, motivation, procrastination, productivity, self-care, sometimes, task

• I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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  2 months ago

  add, budgeting, expenses, finance, having, humor, i, irony, manage, management, money, money management, myself, pride, proud, self, self pride, still

• I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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  2 months ago

  add, benefits, change, comedy, dating, Facebook, friends, friendship, humor, i, joke, me, media, name, name change, people, playful, pun, social, social media

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