12 Funny add quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

  Commentary:
  When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

  Commentary:
  What a deliciously silent idea! 🥐🚫🤐👸

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

  Commentary:
  My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

  Commentary:
  "Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

  Commentary:
  When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs salt for seasoning when you have a good old sprinkle of tears instead? 😂👩‍🍳 Just don't forget to stir in some frustration and a pinch of existential crisis for that extra flavor boost! 😉🍳 #ChefsOfTheTears"

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