Funny Airbnb quotes

• I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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  9 hours ago

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• The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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  2 months ago

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• If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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  2 months ago

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• Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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  2 months ago

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• The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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  2 months ago

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• Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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  3 months ago

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• AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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  3 months ago

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• Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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  3 months ago

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