Funny Airbnb quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

  Commentary:
  "Staying in an Airbnb is like embarking on a mystery adventure – unlock the hidden treasures behind that mysterious closet door! 🗝️🕵️‍♂️ Who knows, you might find a portal to Narnia or just a dusty old vacuum cleaner! 😂 #AirbnbMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of living the dream; scrubbing toilets instead of sipping cocktails by the beach 🧼🏠🍹 Who needs a spa day when you can have an Airbnb adventure? 💁‍♂️💅 #VacationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to spend money on accommodation when you have the power of stealth? 🤫 Welcome to the stealth ninja Airbnb, where silence is the key to a free stay! 🏠💸 #StealthModeActivated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

  Commentary:
  "Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

  Commentary:
  🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫

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