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"Remember, it's better to be delightfully crazy than to end up in the dullsville of sanity! π€ͺ Embrace your inner weirdness to avoid the risk of becoming a boring potato! π₯ Stay fabulously mad, my friend! π«"
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- People always love to claim that a celebrityβs death is βunexpectedβ, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
- That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
- You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
- There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.
- The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between saving money and buying everything on sale π€πΈ Who needs savings when you can have a closet full of bargains, am I right? π #ShopTillYouDrop" -
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"Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? π€ Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! ππ€’ #PublicTransportStruggles" -
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ππ€ Ah, the elusive creatures known as "I'll always be there for you" enthusiasts! π¦π If you happen to stumble upon them, let me know so we can gather some scientific data on these rare beings! ππ -
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"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! π€ΉββοΈ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? π€¦ββοΈ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! ππ" -
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"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! πππ Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! πΆπ¬" -
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"Just when you thought your bathrobe was only for lazy mornings and lounging…turns out it's the ultimate tool for getting that much-needed privacy fence! Who knew fashion could be so persuasive? πͺποΈπ³ #FashionGoals #NeighborhoodTactics" -
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"Kids are like pancakes π₯ The first one is always a bit strange… It's the trial batch, you know, just trying to figure out the right temperature ππΆ" -
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"Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities π¦»π¬ Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? πΏπ₯ #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"
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- Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
- When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
- I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.
- People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who donβt.
- AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.
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