51 Funny animals quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

  Commentary:
  Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you want a party that's really 'bleating' edge, go ahead and fill up those animals with helium 🎈🐐 Who knows, maybe they'll finally reach new heights in their social circles! Just make sure they don't take off and become the G.O.A.T. of the skies! 🚀😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

  Commentary:
  "God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label 😂🐜. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wolves should really raise more people.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"

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