71 funny animals quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Mar 31, 2026

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Mar 31, 2026

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Mar 30, 2026

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Mar 30, 2026

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Mar 30, 2026

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Mar 30, 2026

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Mar 30, 2026

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Mar 30, 2026

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Mar 30, 2026

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Mar 30, 2026

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Mar 30, 2026

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Mar 30, 2026

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Mar 30, 2026

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Mar 30, 2026

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Mar 30, 2026

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Mar 30, 2026

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Mar 30, 2026

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Mar 30, 2026

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Mar 29, 2026

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Mar 29, 2026

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Mar 29, 2026

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Mar 29, 2026

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Mar 29, 2026

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Mar 29, 2026

Meow means woof in cat.

Mar 29, 2026

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Mar 28, 2026

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Mar 28, 2026

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Mar 27, 2026

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Mar 27, 2026

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Mar 27, 2026