Commentary:
Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑
71 Funny animals quotes
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.
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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.
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"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?
Commentary:
"Absolutely! I bet they critique our flying skills too! 🐦👀😂"
The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.
Commentary:
"Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"
Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.
Commentary:
"Move over, VIPs coming through! 🐦🛣️😂 #GooseGoals #EntitledWaddle"
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?
Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"