51 Funny animals quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? 🐱🤔👩‍💼 #PetTalksWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

  Commentary:
  "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🌿🦊 Who knew veggies could be the silent enemies all along? Watch out, broccoli, I've got my eyes on you!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

  Commentary:
  "If I were God, I'd totally pull a Monday move and be like 'Animals? Yeah, I made those. What they did next? Couldn't tell ya, must've been a wild party!' 🐾🎉 #MysteriousCreator"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Noah knew that animals make better companions than humans… 🤔🐾 Who needs drama when you can have peaceful days on an ark? 🌧️🚢 #NoahsArkLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great outdoors: where the thrill of battling nature's elements meets the horror of enduring campfire renditions of 'Wonderwall' on repeat 🌲🐻🎸 #CampingDisasters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine going to the doctor's office and finding a trail of treats leading to the examination room! 🐾 Who says bribing with snacks only works on pets? 🍖😂 Maybe we should start a 'treats-for-patients' movement! 🏥 #DoctorVsVet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

  Commentary:
  "Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😄🐦🐔 How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let's hope the "coo clucks clan" doesn't start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost 🐣🐓. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

  Commentary:
  🤔 "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? It's like He's tempting us with a delicious dilemma! 🥩🐄 Maybe He just has a great sense of irony… or a funny bone hidden somewhere in His divine anatomy! 😄 Just some food for thought, and apparently, a reason to eat meat too!"

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