Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
71 Funny animals quotes
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?
Commentary:
"Shh… don't let the whales know they missed 'Whale Idol' auditions! 🎤🐳😂"
The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️♂️🤣"
I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.
…
Commentary:
"When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂"
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?
Commentary:
"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.
Commentary:
Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨
Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.
Commentary:
Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅