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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

3 months ago

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

3 months ago

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

3 months ago

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

3 months ago

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

3 months ago

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

3 months ago

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

3 months ago

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

3 months ago

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

3 months ago

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

3 months ago

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

3 months ago

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

3 months ago

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

3 months ago

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

3 months ago

I forgot how to panic. Help!

3 months ago

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

3 months ago