90 Funny anxiety quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

  Commentary:
  "Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

  Commentary:
  No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "it is what it is" mantra, providing all the calmness of a sloth on a caffeine rush. 🤪🤢 Just another day of trying to keep it together while avoiding a potential technicolor yawn. Keep the positive vibes flowing, even if they're a bit nauseating! 🤣 #AnxietyStruggles #ItsAllGoodInTheory

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of modern dating – where texting first can feel like a grand gesture of desperation! 🙈 Remember, ladies, sometimes you gotta take the reins and send that message, because who knows, maybe he's just waiting for a cute emoji from you to break the ice! 😉📱 #TextingDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"

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