90 Funny anxiety quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

  Commentary:
  When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! 👻💨 It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. 😂 #GhostModeActivated

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja 🎄😅 If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! 🕵️‍♂️💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the horror of being thrown into a social situation against your will! 😱 Brace yourself for awkward small talk and a sea of unfamiliar faces. This is either the start of a great adventure or a comedy of errors waiting to unfold. 🤣 Just remember, you can always fake a sudden urge to use the bathroom as your escape plan! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

  Commentary:
  "Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! 😂💎 Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! 📬🚓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

  Commentary:
  "I've reached expert level in the art of 'reverse networking' – un-meeting people faster than Tinder swipes. 🔄🙅‍♂️ Who needs new friends when you can just avoid old ones with ninja-like precision? 😎💔 #SocializingLevelZero"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

  Commentary:
  Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌

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