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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Live now on TikTok:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Trending via Reddit:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

2 months ago

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

2 months ago

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

2 months ago

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

2 months ago

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

2 months ago

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

3 months ago

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

3 months ago

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

3 months ago

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

3 months ago

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Is this art or trash?

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Shared recently on Slack:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Spotted on Discord:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Just landed via Snapchat:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Spotted on Telegram:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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