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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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