Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when asking for directions led to friendly banter and getting lost! Now with Google, finding answers is like asking your unhelpful friend who claims they know everything but ends up just as clueless 🤷‍♂️🔍.

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old dad joke ritual of leaf-raking banter! 🍂😄 A classic way to bond with your neighbor over yard work, and maybe sneak in a subtle request for some leaf-raking assistance! 😉🍁 Just remember to always add a dash of playful humor to your chores to keep things light and fun! 🤣🏡 #DadJokes #LeafRakingFun

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Commentary:
"When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won't hurt too much.

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing work-life harmony! 🤔💼🏠 Just remember, aim for a paper cut level of pain, not a concussion! 😂📎 #OfficeDilemmas"