Funny assertiveness quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

  Commentary:
  😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

  Commentary:
  Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"

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