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Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Dec 22, 2025

4,067

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Going bananas on X:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Making waves on Twitch:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Spotted on Threads:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Funny attached quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 to your day, perfectly capturing those quirky moments when you just can’t help but smile 😄. Whether you’re sharing with friends or spicing up your captions, these witty lines add that extra sprinkle of joy ✨ and fun! Ready to brighten your feed and keep the good vibes rolling? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious attached quotes! 🎉📲

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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2 months ago

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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100 shares on Instagram this month:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

46 shares on X this month:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

32 shares on Threads this month:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

19 folks are currently checking 👀

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Trending via Slack:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Going viral on Threads:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Trending via TikTok:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Breaking via Threads:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Going viral on Twitch:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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