Funny quotes attached

Funny attached quotes

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025