Funny attached quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

  Commentary:
  "Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

  Commentary:
  💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

  Commentary:
  "Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"

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