Funny attached quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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