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  • Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂”

  • Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

    Commentary:
    “Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated”

  • Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

    Commentary:
    “Oh no, my finger slipped and hit ‘decline’—technology is wild! 📞🙈😂”

  • Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don’t turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣”

  • I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

    Commentary:
    “When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles”

  • Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

    Commentary:
    “When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣”

  • You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

    Commentary:
    “Guess it’s time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I’m at it! 🥬😂”

  • If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈”

  • Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp”

  • I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan”

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