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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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People call me a β€œTrekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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β€œDo what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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