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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

1 week ago

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

2 weeks ago

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

1 month ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

1 month ago

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

2 months ago

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

2 months ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

2 months ago

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

3 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

3 months ago

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

3 months ago

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

3 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

3 months ago

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

3 months ago

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago