62 Funny balance quotes

• The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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  1 month ago

  balance, bank, call, called, compliment, finance, humor, i, just, me, money, motivation, outstanding, said, today

• Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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  1 month ago

  balance, humor, juggling, multitasking, Olympics, screen, screen time, technology, time

• The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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  2 months ago

  alive, balance, dead, enough, humor, just, know, life, pain, spot, sweet, sweet spot, wish

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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  2 months ago

  balance, before, care, cycle, education, good, health, humor, idea, life, mental, mental cycle, mental health, putting, self, self-care, stress, student, student life

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  2 months ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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  2 months ago

  activity, balance, entertainment, everyone, finding, fun, fun activity, game, games, harder, hobby, i, job, leisure, management, movie, playing, say, show, shows, speak, time, time management, TV, TV Show, video, video game, watching

• A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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  2 months ago

  analogy, balance, challenge, hammock, humor, life, metaphor, perfect, someone, stand, struggle, trying

• Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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  2 months ago

  advice, balance, brain, caution, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, take, wisdom

• If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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  2 months ago

  balance, humor, humorous, ID, job, me, money, nap, procrastination, professional, relaxation, sleep, whole, work life, work-life balance

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  2 months ago

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