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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I need a break from me.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Funny balance quotes bring a delightful spin to the tightrope walk of life, blending humor 😂 with wisdom 🤔 in the most unexpected ways. Whether you’re juggling work, play, or that extra slice of cake 🍰, these quips remind us that it’s all about finding our own wobbly equilibrium. Perfect for a giggle on a busy day or sharing a laugh with friends, they add a touch of comedy to the chaos of life’s balancing act! 🌟

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10 hours ago
Share →: Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Commentary:
Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
12 hours ago
Share →: Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Commentary:
Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
5 days ago
Share →: I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Commentary:
Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
2 weeks ago
Share →: A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Commentary:
Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
2 weeks ago
Share →: Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Commentary:
When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
2 weeks ago
Share →: If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Commentary:
Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals
2 weeks ago
Share →: To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Commentary:
"Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Reported on Threads:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Breaking via Instagram:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Shared recently on Telegram:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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