Commentary:
Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals
63 Funny balance quotes
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.
Commentary:
"Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.
Commentary:
"Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹♂️😅"
I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.
Commentary:
"Right? I blinked and my weekend evaporated faster than my motivation to adult! 😅⏰ #WeekendSnatchers"
Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.
Commentary:
"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"
The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.
Commentary:
"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"