In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Who needs work-life balance when you can just inherit a fortune? 🤑💼 Don't worry about burnout, just pass down that sweet generational wealth instead! 😅 #EasyFix"

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don't forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I'm already at home.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance"

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Commentary:
"Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Commentary:
"Who needs a scale when your grudges are doing all the heavy lifting? 💪🏼😅 Remember, emotional baggage weighs more than any dumb old scale can measure! 🛍️"

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles"