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"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"
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- If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.
- I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.
- My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.
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"Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks 🍔🍕🍟). Who needs money when you're this 'wealthy' in messes and cholesterol? 💸🧺🍔" -
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"Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺" -
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"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂" -
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🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨ -
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"Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻♂️💅🏼" -
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"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps" -
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"Parenting: Because who needs a moment of peace and quiet anyway? 🤪👶📚 Just when you think you're on a roll, here comes another interruption ready to steal the show! 🚼🔇 #ParentingStruggles"
Top Funny Balance Quotes 🔥
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
- Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.
- “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.
- My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
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