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5 months ago
Share →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"
5 months ago
Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.
5 months ago
Share →: The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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Oh, the eternal struggle between wanting a nap and not wanting to mess up your bedtime routine! 😴⏰ It's like being in the time zone of indecision! ⏳😂 Just remember, there's always Netflix to help bridge that gap! 📺🌙 #TheStruggleIsReal
5 months ago
Share →: Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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"Who needs a thrilling night out when your top priority is turning in for a cozy night’s sleep? 🛌💤 It’s official: we’ve reached peak adulting when the highlight of our day is climbing into bed with fresh sheets and fluffy pillows! 😂 #adultinggoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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"Who would have thought that eagerly anticipating bedtime would be a highlight of adulthood? 🛏️💤 It's like being a kid again, just with more responsibilities and less energy! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Commentary:
Well, if there was an Olympic event for bed-rotting, you'd definitely be a gold medalist! 🛌😂 It's all about mastering the art of immobility, right? Just remember, even the laziest of days can be extra cozy and rejuvenating! 💤✨