Funny bodega quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

  Commentary:
  "Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck"

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