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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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"Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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