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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Just shared via Reddit:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Just landed via Messenger:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Spreading quickly via X:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Breaking via Instagram:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Shared recently on Reddit:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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68 shares on Discord this month:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

74 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

47 shares on Slack this month:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

18 shares on Instagram this month:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Just landed via Reddit:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Spotted on Instagram:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Spotted on Discord:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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