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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Seen just now on Discord:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Just landed via Instagram:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Just landed via Discord:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Going bananas on Threads:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Trending via Twitch:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Trending via Reddit:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Shared recently on Discord:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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26 shares on Facebook this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

49 shares on Slack this month:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Relationship status: he escaped.

30 shares on Threads this month:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Spotted on Discord:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Going viral on Twitch:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Trending via Facebook:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Just shared via Messenger:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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