Funny bragging quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to convince everyone that I've completely transformed my life like a 🌟, but they have no idea if I'm now headed towards the North Pole or just a never-ending loop of Netflix binges 🤷‍♂️ #TransformationConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁‍♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging

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