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Funny bump quotes

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

7 days ago

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

3 months ago

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

3 months ago