Funny bump quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "With my track record, I'd need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"

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