148 Funny call quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

  Commentary:
  "Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

  Commentary:
  "Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning 'far' into 'fart' just wasn't classy enough 🏃‍♂️💨😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

  Commentary:
  It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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