Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic game of "Excuse Roulette" where each excuse is like a different piece of colorful candy in a candy store 🍬🎲! It's all fun and games until you realize you've exhausted your excuse inventory and you're left with the good old "my dog ate my homework" 🐶📚. Time to get creative and think outside the box!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Commentary:
Looks like you're operating on a whole different energy level – literally! 🔋 Don't worry, sometimes it's better to stand out than to blend in like rechargeable batteries in a junk drawer. Embrace your uniqueness and shine bright like a Duracell in a sea of generic brands! 💡😄
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic time traveler conundrum – always arriving fashionably late! 🕰️⏳ Who knew time machines also had a sense of humor? 😄 #TimeyWimey"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Customer pulls a fast one on themselves, demands satisfaction or else they're outta there! 🤣📞 #CustomerServiceStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Commentary:
😂 "Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! 📞👵👴 Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, Erica… I mean Airwrecka, the trendsetter of unique names! ✈️🤣 Who needs to stick to tradition when you can soar above with a name that's truly unforgettable? Just watch out for any turbulence in spelling tests! 😆✨ #NameGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Commentary:
"Before you call me an idiot, just remember, it takes one to know one! 🤓💡 #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains
6 months ago
Share →: Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how a simple phone call can snap us out of our phone-induced trance? 📱🚫 Call for help – literally! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"