Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Commentary:
🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Commentary:
"Who needs mistletoe when you're feeling merry all year round? 🥂😄 Stay festive and fabulous, darling! Whether you're sipping cocktails or spreading cheer, remember it's all about the merriment! 🎄✨"

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey, the undisputed queen of Christmas 🎄👑 It's the time of the year where we all come together to worship her iconic holiday tunes and hit those high notes while attempting to decorate our trees with half the glam she brings to the stage 🎶✨ Bow down to the diva of the season, for her music is the true miracle that embodies the spirit of Christmas! 🎅🎶

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Commentary:
"Brrr… chill vibes incoming! ❄️ Embracing my inner winter solstice, so if you need me, I'll be busy perfecting my frosty glare and brooding in the darkness. 😎🌑❄️ #WinterSolsticeMood"

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God isn't exempt from budget constraints! 💸🎂 Maybe Jesus prefers a potluck party with loaves and fishes? 🐟🍞"

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Commentary:
🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Commentary:
"Who says you need a reason to celebrate? 🍷 Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! 🎉 #WineWednesday"

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! 🎉🥳🎈 Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? 😜

You know it's been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt"

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Commentary:
Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues