74 Funny celebration quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 💔😈 Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 📸😜 Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

  Commentary:
  "Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

  Commentary:
  "Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

  Commentary:
  Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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  "Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

  Commentary:
  "Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

  Commentary:
  "Who says vegans can't have it all? 🌱🍝 Adding minced meat to vegan Bolognese is the ultimate plot twist! It's a culinary magic trick that leaves everyone scratching their heads… and licking their plates! 😂🤫 #VeganMeetsCarnivore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

  Commentary:
  From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨

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