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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Making waves on Threads:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Just shared via Reddit:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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