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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Trending via YouTube:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Going viral on Instagram:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Just landed via Slack:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Just landed via Threads:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on Facebook this month:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

96 shares on X this month:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

11 shares on X this month:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Making waves on Reddit:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Just landed via Twitch:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Just shared via Threads:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Breaking via Telegram:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Making waves on WeChat:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Spotted on YouTube:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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