Funny quotes common sense

Funny common sense quotes

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025