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Funny common sense quotes

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

2 months ago

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

3 months ago

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

3 months ago

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

3 months ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3 months ago

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

3 months ago