15 Funny common sense quotes — Wordgag ツ

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

3 months ago3 months ago

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

3 months ago3 months ago

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

3 months ago3 months ago

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

3 months ago3 months ago

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Feb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Jan 28, 2025

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Jan 24, 2025

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Jan 23, 2025

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Jan 21, 2025

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Jan 20, 2025

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Jan 20, 2025

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Jan 20, 2025