Funny common sense quotes


Funny Quotes About common sense


  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
  • Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
  • Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
  • I'm not saying I'm always right, but I've never been wrong when it comes to common sense.
  • Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a superpower.
  • If common sense was a superpower, the world would be a much safer place.
  • Common sense is like bacon – it makes everything better.
  • Common sense is not so common. It's more like a unicorn, rare and magical.
  • Common sense is like a seat belt, it only works if you use it.
  • You can't slap people with common sense, but you can verbally smack them with it.
  • Common sense is like a good bra – it supports you where you need it most.
  • Common sense is like a GPS for life, except most people's devices are malfunctioning.
  • Common sense is like a bank account – the more you deposit, the richer you are.
  • You can't buy common sense, but you can definitely earn it through embarrassing mistakes.
  • Common sense is like a superhero costume – some people wear it well, while others look ridiculous in it.
  • Common sense is like a smartphone – most people have one, but they don't always use it wisely.
  • Common sense is like a chocolate-chip cookie – sweet, satisfying, and always in demand.
  • I'm not saying common sense is my superpower, but I do have a cape made of logic and reason.
  • Common sense: the only handicap that requires no parking space.
  • Without common sense, life is like a broken pencil – pointless.

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