15 Funny common sense quotes

• My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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• Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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• My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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• My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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• The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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• Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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• Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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• Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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• I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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