19 Funny concert quotes

• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  3 weeks ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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  1 month ago

  always, bathroom, concert, hold, humor, i, long shower, performance, procrastination, routine, shower, showers, singing, take

• Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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  1 month ago

  artist, concert, concert tickets, discount, entertainment, humor, music, should, special, super, tickets

• Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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  1 month ago

  activity, concert, concerts, coworker, coworkers, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, meeting, meetings, need, save, talk, telling, today, voice, weekend, work

• Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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  1 month ago

  activity, alone, alone time, avoidance, concert, DaBaby, event, fun, fun activity, humor, i, introvert, music, music event, need, social, social avoidance, time

• Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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  1 month ago

  activity, band, concert, creativity, fun, fun activity, going, hand, humor, just, nervous, quirky, tomato

• Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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  2 months ago

  apology, band, concert, humor, just, late, me, past, show, sorry, time, yawn

• Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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  2 months ago

  concert, distractions, earphones, humor, man, me, music, personal, personal space, space, talk

• Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, back, clock, concert, fun, music, nostalgia, time, time travel, too, travel, turned, Wham

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