17 Funny concert quotes — Wordgag ツ

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

2 weeks ago

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

2 weeks ago

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

2 weeks ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

2 weeks ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

2 weeks ago

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

2 weeks ago

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

2 weeks ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

2 weeks ago

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

2 weeks ago

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

3 weeks ago

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

3 weeks ago

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

4 weeks ago

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

4 months ago4 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

4 months ago4 months ago

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

4 months ago4 months ago

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

4 months ago4 months ago