Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It's not you, it's just past 10pm.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Commentary:
"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"

Don't talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I'm at a concert.

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!"

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Commentary:
Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't sing while filming!

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Commentary:
"Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"

If a beer is 8 bucks, it's a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it's a concert.

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of determining the seriousness of an event based on the beer prices 🍺💸! Remember, friends, when a beer starts costing as much as a fancy cocktail, you're definitely in for a musical extravaganza, not just a casual night out. Time to raise those pint glasses and let the concert begin! 🎶🍻"

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Commentary:
"Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle 🤘🎸 Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? 🛒🎤 #RockOnInSpirit"

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Commentary:
"Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"