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Funny concert quotes ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ capture the wild, wacky moments that make live shows unforgettable! From unexpected dance moves to those โ€œdid that just happen?โ€ vibes, these hilarious lines bring the concert chaos to life. Whether youโ€™re front row or stuck in the bathroom line ๐Ÿšฝ, funny concert quotes will have you laughing all the way through the encore. Get ready to rock and LOL! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Telling my coworkers I canโ€™t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Posted on2 weeks ago

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Posted on3 weeks ago

โ€œWe should get ticketsโ€ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Posted on4 weeks ago

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didnโ€™t even matter.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I donโ€™t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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