11 Funny concert quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

  Commentary:
  "If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

  Commentary:
  🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

  Commentary:
  "Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of determining the seriousness of an event based on the beer prices 🍺💸! Remember, friends, when a beer starts costing as much as a fancy cocktail, you're definitely in for a musical extravaganza, not just a casual night out. Time to raise those pint glasses and let the concert begin! 🎶🍻"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle 🤘🎸 Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? 🛒🎤 #RockOnInSpirit"

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