Funny condition quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

  Commentary:
  "If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! ☕️ If you see someone without their coffee, be warned – they might just be a ☠️ caffeine deficiency time bomb ready to explode! Remember folks, always carry a spare cup for safety. 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

  Commentary:
  Oh no! Sounds like a serious case of "getting older by the minute" syndrome! 🕰️🤔 Remember, we are all suffering from this condition known as life… with no known cure! Stay strong and embrace the wisdom that comes with each passing year! 🧓🏼👵🏼🎉 #AgingGracefully

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the high stakes of pace! Better keep up or risk a dramatic demise a la Speed bus 🚌💨 Just imagine the epic soundtrack that must play in your head as you rush through life! 🎶⏱️ #NeedForSpeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY 🍔🍟🍦. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? 😉"

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