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Funny condition quotes

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I get ignored so much, my name should be "terms and conditions".

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025