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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Shared recently on Threads:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Breaking via Snapchat:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Going viral on YouTube:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Just shared via TikTok:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Shared recently on X:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Making waves on Discord:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love when the plot thickens.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Spotted on X:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

Just landed via WeChat:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Spotted on YouTube:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Trending via WhatsApp:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Going viral on Discord:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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