19 Funny cow quotes — Wordgag ツ

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

8 hours ago8 hours ago

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

2 months ago2 months ago

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

2 months ago2 months ago

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

2 months ago2 months ago

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

5 months ago5 months ago

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Feb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Jan 27, 2025

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Jan 26, 2025

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Jan 25, 2025

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Jan 25, 2025

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Jan 24, 2025

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Jan 24, 2025

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Jan 23, 2025

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Jan 23, 2025

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Jan 22, 2025

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Jan 21, 2025