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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Trending via Slack:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Spotted on X:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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17 Funny cow quotes

Funny cow quotes bring a playful twist to the world of our bovine friends. 🐄😂 From witty observations about pasture life to humorous takes on dairy adventures, these quotes celebrate the charm and humor of cows. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the lighter side of these lovable creatures! 🐄😂

New funny cow quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Commentary:
Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
2 weeks ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
2 weeks ago
Share →: Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Commentary:
Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Commentary:
Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
3 months ago
Share →: Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Commentary:
Well, those poor cows never asked to be named after a sound effect 🐄😂 Maybe we should start a petition to rename them to Moose! #TeamMooseCow
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Commentary:
"Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"
6 months ago
Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Commentary:
Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛
6 months ago
Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution
6 months ago
Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Commentary:
"Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! 🐄💰 Who needs milk when you can have money? 😂💸 #CashCows"
6 months ago
Share →: Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Commentary:
"Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom"

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Broadcasted on X:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Spotted on Threads:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Going viral on Messenger:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Seen just now on Discord:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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