13 Funny cow quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

  Commentary:
  Well, those poor cows never asked to be named after a sound effect 🐄😂 Maybe we should start a petition to rename them to Moose! #TeamMooseCow

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

  Commentary:
  Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! 🐄💰 Who needs milk when you can have money? 😂💸 #CashCows"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

  Commentary:
  🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻

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