21 Funny cow quotes

• You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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  9 hours ago

  activity, age, cow, drive, driving, fun, fun activity, never, old, past, shout, too

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  3 days ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal lover, cheeseburger, contradiction, cow, double, eat, eating, food, humor, i, lol, lover

• Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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  2 months ago

  14th, change, cow, culture, emotional, ending, humor, movie, movie quote, over, parody, pop, pop culture, repetition, sarcastic, still, time, Titanic, yelling

• Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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  2 months ago

  animals, calm, cow, farm, floor, food, humor, whole

• A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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  2 months ago

  animal, baby, baby cow, calf, cow, half, humor, joke, pun, questions, wordplay

• Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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  2 months ago

  animal, better, cow, humor, moose, name

• Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, cow, empathy, hr, i, lack, stupid

• Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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  2 months ago

  animal, blockage, blocking, cow, dairy, humor, pun, road, stupid

• Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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  2 months ago

  agriculture, burger, cow, doing, food, forever, humor, irony, meat, nature, plant, plants, turning, wait

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