17 Funny cow quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

  Commentary:
  🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

  Commentary:
  "Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the look on their face when they thought, 'Hmm, this steak could use a little extra oomph… Oh, hello there, Mr. Bone Marrow!' 🐄🤔💡 #RandomFoodDiscovery #BoneAppetit"

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