It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣"

I'm just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Commentary:
"Looking for my fellow 'normal' unicorn in a world full of 'crazy' 🦄🤪 Anyone out there? Let's be weird together and call it love! 💕😜"

How dare you say I'm crazy on the eve of my cat's wedding?

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Commentary:
"Who knew a cat's wedding could drive someone to madness? 🤪🐱💍 Remember folks, don't mess with a pet parent's big day plans – things can get purr-sonally crazy!"

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Commentary:
Well, if this legendary linguist and philosopher had a dollar for every time someone made a hungry joke about his name, he could probably buy himself a lifetime supply of linguine 🍝😄. I guess when your last name rhymes with "yummy," it's bound to stir up some hunger pangs! #NoamNomNom 🤣🍴

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Commentary:
"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you'll go crazy.

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's better to be delightfully crazy than to end up in the dullsville of sanity! 🤪 Embrace your inner weirdness to avoid the risk of becoming a boring potato! 🥔 Stay fabulously mad, my friend! 💫"

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I'm fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster of emotions during a divorce – from the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy! 😅🎢 It's like we're skipping through the stages of grief on fast forward! Remember, it's all about balance…and maybe a sprinkle of therapy. 😉 #DivorceDrama"

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real for the tinfoil fashionistas! 🎩✨ Talk about a fashion statement gone awry thanks to the conspiracy crew. Guess we'll just have to find a new trend to keep those brain waves in check! 🧠🚫 #FashionFails #TinfoilTrendGoneWrong

The only reason I haven't gone crazy yet is because I'm just too lazy.

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of laziness saving us from insanity! 🤪 Procrastination: Keeping mental breakdowns at bay since forever! 😅"

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"