119 funny crazy quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

May 23, 2026

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

May 23, 2026

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

May 22, 2026

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

May 22, 2026

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

May 22, 2026

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

May 22, 2026

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

May 22, 2026

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

May 22, 2026

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

May 22, 2026

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

May 22, 2026

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

May 22, 2026

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

May 21, 2026

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

May 21, 2026

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

May 21, 2026

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

May 21, 2026

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

May 21, 2026

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

May 21, 2026

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

May 21, 2026

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

May 21, 2026

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

May 20, 2026

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

May 20, 2026

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

May 20, 2026

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

May 20, 2026

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

May 20, 2026

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

May 20, 2026

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

May 20, 2026

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

May 20, 2026

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

May 20, 2026

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

May 20, 2026

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

May 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

May 20, 2026

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

May 19, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

May 19, 2026

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

May 19, 2026

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

May 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

May 19, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

May 19, 2026

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

May 19, 2026