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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Going bananas on X:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Going viral on Snapchat:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

1 month ago

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

1 month ago

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

1 month ago

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

1 month ago

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

1 month ago

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

1 month ago

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

1 month ago

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

1 month ago

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

1 month ago

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

1 month ago

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34 shares on Twitch this month:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

64 shares on Slack this month:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

57 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Spotted on Twitch:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Trending via Threads:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Freshly posted on X:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Just landed via Reddit:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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