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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

6 days ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

3 months ago

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

3 months ago