Funny cremation quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I've found a new way to 'be there in spirit' and keep the games fair—worth the rebranding as the family's ultimate timekeeper! ⏳👻😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

  Commentary:
  No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎

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  3 months ago

  Share →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

  Commentary:
  "Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! 🔥😉 #BurnBabyBurn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"

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