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  • If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say ‘overdraft fee’ 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay”

  • Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs the sun to dictate our schedule when we have blackout curtains? 😎⏰ No sunlight, no problem! The power of sleep and darkness compels us! 😂🌚 #SleepGoals”

  • I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

    Commentary:
    🤷‍♂️ “I don’t get mad, I get impressed with life’s consistency in testing my patience. It’s like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let’s roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄”

  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs group chat drama when you can have a loyal dog who cuddles you instead? 🐶💬 No sudden notifications, just unconditional love! 🐾 #DogIsMyBestFriend”

  • I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you’ve mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤”

  • I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals”

  • They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

    Commentary:
    “According to scientific research, the human body is 60% water… 🌊💧 Or at least it was until my husband and son came into the picture! After careful monitoring, I propose a new finding: they are at least 50% hot air and wind! 💨🤣 #FamilyScience #Windbags”

  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    Commentary:
    Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Me: *trying to look cute* 😘

    My man: *staring intensifies* 😳

    Inner me: *panicking* 😬

    Reality check: *It’s the love gaze or the ‘did I leave the stove on?’ gaze?* 🤔😂”

  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It’s a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves”

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